OMG. WTF. Kylie is touring the US!! I never thought it would happen. Shockingly, her hardcore American gay fan-base will finally be able to see their queen. Finally sub-standard US pop tarts will get a glimpse of true pop art (take that GaGa). Somehow, no matter what, I’m seeing her in NYC. In honour:
UPDATE: Cute US Today show appearance. Surprisingly candid about not being financially sensible to tour the States.