And another thing…

Piano on the beach? A pinch of Elton John, a dash of Jane Campion and a big dollop of cheese.

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5 responses to “And another thing…

  1. Oh, lordy. How utterly cliche. It seems as though they had to pony up some cash and remake the video. Did you see the < HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7mtMcEOy30" REL="nofollow">original?<><>Cheap white cyc clip, singing to camera with wind machine blowing her perfectly coifed hair extensions. Oh look, it’s classy and cosmopolitan because it has a Barcelona chair! <>This is a girl absolutely bereft of ideas and style.<>Her intent is to convey a vamp; the result is an awkward girl playing dressups in mum’s wardrobe. The consolation? She seems to have found her way out of grandma’s wardrobe.<>< HREF="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/11/09/deltagoodrem_wideweb__430x299.jpg" REL="nofollow">Delta knitted this… then threw up on it<><>< HREF="http://freenet-homepage.de/archivur3/collages/DeltaGoodrem_zbwall.jpg" REL="nofollow">Granny Delta – a podophilia triptych<>!<>< HREF="http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos62/delta-goodrem.jpg" REL="nofollow">Delta falls on a bedazzler<><>< HREF="http://midiblog.net/pics/d/e/l/delta-goodrem-3-high.jpg" REL="nofollow">Bubbles, and crocodile leather and denim, oh my!<><>

  2. YES!! I HATE the original clip. You’re right — they were going for classy minimalism, but instead they put in that ridiculous hand chair and bubble swing, with her crazy hair extensions. It just feels like a cheap Aus Idol vid, and she looks like she’s been primped up for the school formal. Also amusing is the Believe Again clip. At the end she’s supposed to look like Madge in the Frozen vid, but she seems to be unintentionally dressed in Liza minelli pants.I’m not normally this hateful…

  3. And one final, final, final thing: Check out opening outfit from Believe Again tour. Note kitchen-sink spiritualism headdress, and ill-conceived reflector sticker stuck onto grand piano!! Note Delta is creative director, as extensively discussed in lengthy press release on http://www.delta.com< HREF="http://delta-daily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tour.jpg" REL="nofollow">Piano with sticker!<>

  4. I am in <>Delta Hell<> on so many levels.And that dayglo sticker looks like something you do to your pencil case in Grade 3.Nice blog, matey. Keeping me suitably entertained and distracted.

  5. Excellent — I’m glad my self-destructive procrastination is aiding someone else’s…

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